Gonna Be A Bear..... In this life I am a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that... Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too... When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.... If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that... If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat...